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Après moi, le déluge
There should probably be a partly made-up, witty intro about me here.
Oberyn Martell meme: (1/1) whatever i want
"The Dornish leader forked a stallion black as sin with a mane and tail the color of fire. He sat his saddle as if he’d been born there, tall, slim, graceful."

ameliasnovak:

ameliasnovak:

why did polyphemus go to prom with odysseus?

because nobody asked him

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meanplastic:

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Song: Black Star
Artist: Radiohead
Album: The Bends
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zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

  #i don't know what you think it is but i promise you it's better  

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

kikmessenger:

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

anneboleyns:

SHE’S GOING TO BRING ALL OF HELL WITH HER

  #plot what plot    #what do you mean this movie wasn't about eva green being a hot bamf in illogical costumes  

lordoftherainbows:

dothemortalcoilshuffle:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

Cap: Shouldn’t be a problem.

What I really love is that the movie doesn’t even bother to show them getting the wings. Like, pfft, whatever, infiltrating high securty places to steal experimental government technology, what is it Tuesday already? Nobody needs to see that, we have more important things to do. 

 (via bluandorange)

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

  #how about yes  

trows:

oh my god someone take photoshop away from me